Them Crazy Old Days

Last night at work we were sitting around the nurses station and talking about the crazy stuff we did when we were younger.

There was this one time when I went to stay at a cousins place in Louisiana for the night.
She and I decided that we were going to go out to a bar. She was pregnant so she didn't do any drinking but I made it up for her.

You ever heard of Air Bands? It is something like Karaoke.
Now you have to know me for you to realize the significance of this. I am a quiet and by no means an extrovert.

This particular evening I had enough to drink to release my inhibitions and I got up on the stage and did my thing with the Air Band.

When I got through I started to look for my cousin and guess what? She was nowhere to be found!

I didn't know where she was, if she went home or not. I got a ride to take me to her place and wouldn't you know it she was at home and let me tell you I was not a very happy camper.

I was sixteen and wild:
I drank and smoked pot which I liked a lot

Now I drink occasionally and I don't smoke pot anymore. I haven't done that in a bunch of years.

My brother tells me that I got him started on pot but I sure don't remember it. Maybe my brains cells got fried.lol

He still does it though and even had a pot plant at one time and I am not talking about the ones you get at WalMart.

I'd be interested to hear about some of your wild and crazy days:

Ladyhawkcj

HAVE YOU EVER HAD THIS HAPPEN

When I was a young girl there was this boy that I thought was cute. He was a relative of my stepmothers and I liked him. I didn't get to see him that often as I went to live with my mother some.

I got older and decided that I was going to get me a kiss. mmmm. Anyhow I got close to kiss him and I couldn't do it. There was just something inside me that just would not let me kiss him. I'm going drats, whats wrong here?

Well years have passed and I was talking to my brother about it one day and he told me that the guy that I liked tried to make a pass at him. He said he let him know right quick that he was straight.

I'm thinking all this time that the boy was coming to see me when it was my brother all along.

When it became known with everyone what his preferences were. Lets just say they got a good laugh on me. I kind of pick on my brother about it and we get a good laugh from it.

All I can say is WHO KNEW?

Have a Good Day
Ladyhawkcj

I'VE BEEN HAD -- BY AN 11 YEAR OLD

As everyone knows that yesterday was April Fool's Day. Well let me tell you I've been had. The love of my heart and beautiful daughter got me and her dad.

She had gotten her finger smashed in the door by her sister and it messed her fingernail up. You know how they get when you smash them.

Her dad and I was talking about it being April Fool's Day when she came and told us that she had lost her fingernail at school that day. I told her to come and let me see I wanted to check it out and you know what she said ,you guessed it.

"April Fool's "-- We started to laugh because we were just talking about it and she got us. It says a lot when your own child can get you like that.

Well I know she has a creative mind.

Did anyone else get April Fooled?

Ladyhawkcj

WANT TO READ SOMETHING FUNNY

THE OTHER DAY I WAS DOING SOME DROPPING AND CAME ACROSS ONE SITE CALLED BUFFY'S BLOG.

SHE HAD A STORY ON IT THAT I LAUGHED SO HARD I HAD TEARS RUNNING DOWN. I LOVE COMING ACROSS THINGS LIKE THAT JUST MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER.

I HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU TO THE ONES THAT HAVE BEEN DROPPING ON ME. I WOULD NEVER HAVE FOUND THESE SITES IF IT HASN'T BEEN FOR ENTRECARD.

I ALSO WANT TO THANK THE ONES THAT HAVE LEFT COMMENTS AND I DO APPRECIATE IT

GO CHECK THAT STORY OUT IT IS HILARIOUS

Ladyhawkcj

A Few Good Tips

A Few Good Tips
1. Ink Stains in Whites- Spray hair spray like aqua net on the ink and wash and it will come out.
2. Lips that split in the corners- Put some pepto bismol on a q tip and apply and it will disappear- This is from a Dr.
3.Cut on finger- Black pepper will clot the bleeding but salt will make you scream

Children Are Funny:
I was sitting in the cafeteria this morning waiting for my daughter Shannon to eat her breakfast and there were these two little girls standing by where the milk is. One asked the other one where is the chocolate milk? The other little girl told her it was toward the back and she reaches to get it and she says good " I really need this". It was like she was going to die if she didn't get her chocolate milk.

Diet Update: I am now into a size 16 from an 18. I lost from 196 lbs to 184 lbs
using Dr Stan's Weight Loss Program

Ladyhawkcj

Learning How To Drive

You want to read something funny. When I was a young girl and was learning how to drive my stepmother let me drive the car. We lived out in the country so we didn't have to worry about traffic. Well there was a car load of us in the car and we were just going down the street back to the house. Well I made the driveway just perfect but I got the gas and the brakes mixed up and ran right into a tree in the front yard. When we all got out of the car I had to run to go to the bathroom. When I come out there was this stream of water running down the floor. My stepmother got so upset about me hitting the tree and she just couldn't hold it. I was so worried that when my daddy came home that he was going to get unto me big time but all he said was that she shouldn't have let me drive. I never loved my daddy so much as I did then when he didn't get unto me. My daddy never had to get unto me or spank me. All he had to say was that he was disappointed in me and that was all it took. I was whipped.
Ladyhawkcj